Like I do when I'm bored I was browsing the forums and RuneScape gold wcing yews. I was discussing my opinion that the rune-hatchet is faster than the Dragon hatchet my friend. She agreed with me to an extent. This clown thought that he could interrupt me and denounce my stupidity for saying that. I spent hours analyzing and timing the dragon hatchet for cutting yews, which I wasted. I have concluded that they're the exact same or that the rune hatchet is slightly quicker, and 2 mil cheaper.
He complained for hours, telling me that his 2 mil waste (not that it's much) was a better cutter that mine. So I said "lol OK Budd, you continue to think that". As I continued cutting yews and talk to my buddy, he made the dumb comment of. "You're an idiot lol you don't have 99's. Ahhaahahahahahahahahahahahaha"
This was the millionth time that I was forced to admit this poor nub. The guy is a total failure as well as a fool for his AWSUM accomplishment of 99 fire-making. Untrimmed 99 fm capses are, without doubt, the most absurd excuse for arguing "I am better than you" in runescape. 99 firemaking while it being your only 99 is stupid and useless.
Everybody knows that at 92, you can get the Adze. Sure after 92, 99 isn't that far away (sorta) so why not try it. My acquaintances who have tried it all said it took weeks, is a tedious process and quite expensive if you use willows or maples. To make it work, you will need around 45k logs.
I had a wonderful time verbally attacking his dream and sabotaging his ambitions. You people are sick of seeing 99 FM-ers stroll around in Capes that aren't trimmed in the THOUSANDS. The majority of them don't even possess an Adze in any way, as a result they lack the other skills required to get one and most of them are at a low level (around 60-80) with buy old school runescape gold smart alec attitudes.